Monday, July 16, 2007

CAN WE TALK

So what does it all mean? I won't attempt to answer that. Just let it be said that taking 3 months off work (well, in my case quite a bit longer) and travelling without much care in France and Europe can't be a bad thing.

Would I do it again? In a minute. Wouldn't it be something if I could get a job stint of 8 months and then do another camino next Spring. I would like to do the French routes from Vezelay and Arles to St. Jean Pied de Port. I don't think I would do the St. Jean to Santiago route anytime soon--though doing it in the jubilee year of 2010 when the numbers of pilgrims just mushrooms is just perverse enough to intrigue me. There is the Ruta de la Plata from Sevilla that bekons. So maybe....

Some notes:

I don't know how much weight I lost. I did weigh myself the day before I left and was horribly disgusted but mercifully forgot (I swear!) the number. I know it was over 20lbs and more like 30.


WEIRDEST PILGRIM MOMENT: It had to be the cloudy, rainy morning I took a coffee break in a bar. On the television was a Barbie commercial. I kid you not they were selling Barbie with a dog. Weird you say? Well this dog actually pooped little plastic turds that Barbie could pick up with her own pooper scooper. I think it was a combination of the inclement weather, me overheated under my poncho, mad for a dose of caffeine, the upbeat music of the commercial, and the pictures of several little girls anxious to get their turn scooping little plastic turds http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=4960468. Could I have been hallucinating?


WORST PILGRIM EXPERIENCE: Oh, come on, it wasn't that bad. But the last 3 miles into Moissac were dreadful. And if I never have to walk from Sarria to Portomarin again, I won't mind. I had to do it last year in a veritable squall. This year was a little better--the rain was more vertical than horizontal and less wind. But I had to do it with the only blister I got in over 1500 miles.


BEST PILGRIM MOMENT: Have to do a top 10 here (in no special order). I could probably do a top 40 without any trouble. It seems to be Spain heavy, probably because that is freshest in my memory. But all of France was incredible.

--the communal meals

--the sunny days early in Navarra after almost 2 weeks of overcast humid days

--my time in the spotlight doing readings at Conques and Rabanal



--the cocido in Astorga (with Amanda and Guillerme) at the Hotel Gaudi (see picture)


--any one of about 60 showers at the end of the day. And let it be noted that I got the first shower at Roncesvalles on the first day beating out over 70 other men.



--French cheese and Spanish wine



--tapas in Leon with my friend Miguel



--octopus and crucifixes in Melide (see picture again)



--all the wildflowers and the storks. Especial mention has to be the time Richard and I had a few beers in the square at Logrono watching a dozen storks doing aerial acrobatics from their nests in the towers.



--THE HORSEMAN (see picture--it wasn't another hallucination)




WORST PILGRIM MOMENTS:




--bathrooms in Melide


--going over the Pyrennes in fog


--the sleeping rooms in Portomarin, not fit for sardines


--the early risers especially in Logrono.


--finding out that Richard (the 39 year old un- married hunk from Tasmania) was a priest.


--the 70 year old bathing beauty in skimpy swimsuit at alburgue in Mazarife.



Well, if you want more details I intend to write up all my journal notes, add numerous pictures (from my store of over 600) and copies of some of the postcards I collected (probably another 300). I have my photo/ postcard albums already done (hint, hint).




ADIOS ESPANA


NEW YORK, NY


Yes I am back. I guess a round up is in order so I can move on to bigger and better things. Yeah!


After Valencia I went to Barcelona. Dave joined me there for 4 days of musuem going and walking. Too many tourists, especially young Europeans intent on drinking as much as possible. But the place was beautiful. We went to Sitges for the day and did the beach scene.


Then on to Bilbao for the absolutely magnificent Guggenheim. It was good to see the city in better weather.
Then we had 7 days in Madrid--probably a little too long. Made day trips to Segovia and El Escorial. Again, lots of museums and walking. But the trip was just fantastic. Lots of Spanish wine and you just can't beat the art.
Postcard wise I did pretty well. Lots of bullfighters and soccer (football) players. I found 5 Manneken Pis cards that I didn't have (though 3 were different editions of cards I already had) in a shop in Madrid. But France certainly was the fount of most my finds.
So on my trip I not only survived French and Spanish but Basque (both French and Spanish dialects, Galega, Valencian Catalan, and Barcelona Catalan. I can assure you that I am equally inept in all of them--though my feeble French did surface as soon as I got to Spain.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

PPPS VALENCIA



Went on a night train from Santiago to Madrid. I had a rather stuffy sleeper compartment that was well worth the extra 20 euros and which I shared with 3 Spanish men, two of who were rather charming. The trip to Valencia was uneventful on a fast train. Joseph met me at the station. He is a camino mate from last year, a 22 year old taciturn German student. He is interested in Spanish history and is spending a year in Valencia learning Spanish and taking history classes. He was sweating his final in Theory of History and so did not have a lot of time to spend with me.

Valencia is very rich and busy. Lots of nice old buildings with domes and towers and bric-a-brac. Lots of plazas, fountains, little parks, stores, young folk, partying, and traffic. There were too many remnants of America´s Cup which was held on the Mediterranean and had just recently ended. Lots of blonde big guys and blonde babes in Polo-ish shorts and flip flops.

The old city is mostly surrounded by a diverted riverbed that has been turned into a park. The traffic is on all the old bridges above. At the port end is the Calvatratta museum building complex that is probably his signature work. I got to see it in the sun, under blue skies. The sheer size and audacity of the project are stunning. The plazas are grand and spectacular. Pilgrim walker extraordinaire that I have been, it was easy for me to course through and around them. I do wonder what other lessser mortals think of all that hiking. Spain is getting a(n) (un)healthy dose of American style overweight bodies--they are most evident on weekends at at tourist locales. They seem more geared to driving to the mall and walking to the nearest fast food outlet.

I went to the beach too. Water was not as beautiful as Finisterre but a whole lot warmer. The beach stretched for many a mile with a wide vale of smooth sand. Sailboats out in the distance and only one skidoo to mar the calm. Many more bodies too. For the men, there seems to be a law that the bigger the belly the smaller the swimsuit. And there were a lot of tiny little numbers stretched to their limits. Most of the women had their right arm up holding their cell phone to their ears, talking and yelling at their children at the same time

Now I am in Barcelona. Dave gets here in 2 days. I hope to get to the beach again. Since the city is filled with lots of young people, I fully expect the beaches to be too. I hope not too many Celtic tattoos!!!! What do these young people think they are expressing? Identity, independence, specialty cult? Oh well, I was young once, I just survived without a permanent physical mark.

Friday, June 8, 2007

Post Post Script--Suero de Guiterrez

Santiago de Compostela, Spain

Oh, I had a 7th thing I wanted to do on this repeat camino. I wanted to see the iron collar of Suero de Guiterrez. He is probably my favorite camino personality and I am sorry he died about 700 years ago and I cannot meet him.

He was a love sick Spanish knight who fell in love with a lovely lass but was spurned by her in his offer of marriage. He donned a iron collar, challenged all the knights of Europe to jousts at Hospital del Orbigo, a lovely spot with a long long bridge that is a little over halfway from St. Jean to Santiago. He vowed to break 300 lances or die trying.

Knights from all across Europe answered his challenge and came to Spain. He was successful and when he broke his 300th, he doffed his iron collar after he walked to Santiago as a pilgrim. He left it there and it ws supposedly in the museum collection. I do not know how his love interests fared. But he continued on as a knight, participating in the interminable Spanish civil wars. He was out in the field on a day some 20 years later and met the last knight whom he had defeated at the bridge. They had a final battle and it was Suero who fel--this time to his death.

So I am in the museum yesterday looking for this item. Surely, I thought, it would be a manly studded affair, something that Mel Gibson would have worn in MAD MAX. I saw nothing to fit the bill. I was stymied and went up to the guard. Luckily I was wearing the only shirt with a collar I had. I pointed to the collar and asked "¿que es en espanol?" Of course I had to repeat the request the requisite 4 times before he understood me, giving me perplexed looks all the while. So he said"cuello" finally. So I asked, " ¿ Donde est el cuello de ferro de Suero de Guiterrez?" That was the longest--and probably the most intelligent question I have ever asked in Spanish. I was really quite proud of myself. Of course, the guard did not understand me. I had to keep repeating it, but unfortunately had forgotten already the word for collar. So I kept saying "de fero" and "Suero" before the light clicked in his head and he figured out what I was so insistent on.

It turns out I was right across the hall from the hallowed object. It was in the reliquary room, always my favorite outpost in a religious musuem anyway. I garnered from the guard's detailed instructions (alas, of course, in Spanish) that Suero´s love necklace was in the middle of the wooden altar cum retablo. The guard thankfully took me in and pointed it out--otherwise I would have certainly NOT spotted it on the neck of the absolutely fab CAPUT ARGENTEUM, a golden bust reliquary that purportedly holds the head of St. James Alpheus (a close relation????) .

So did this studly knight have the big dog collar like something out of MAD MAX that I was expecting.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

He had a dainty little choker (pictured here--sorry for the fuzzy picture--I had to stay behind a gate to take it) that would have looked divine on Audrey Hepburn´s neck. It looked a lot like gold not iron and had a huge stone in the center. No wonder Suero had to fight so much. He had to prove his manhood wearing that piece of stunning jewelry. Bet he was the butt of many a joke on the battlefield. And it is no wonder that the last knight he conquered was burning so with revenge--can you imagine the ribbing he got from his mates. "So, you couldn´t even knock down the guy with the lady´s necklace, huh?"

Explanations? Well, I might have been shown someone else´s collar. Or the original collar might have been gilded and be-stoned. But I kind of like to think of this manly man riding out on his valiant steed probably humming songs from BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY´S and fingering his little choker and wondering which boots would look best with it at the castle later that night. I wonder if he missed it later?

Thursday, June 7, 2007

POST SCRIPT



Back in Santiago...
Yes, life is tough. 3 months in Europe with nothing much to do but get up, go to the bathroom, get a cup of coffee, don backpack and walk, have lunch and more coffee, walk more, find a room for the night, shower, eat and sleep. Or carouse with like minded people. Now that is over and I can relax.
I went with my friend Diego, the Argentinian to Finisterre by bus the other day and stayed 2 nights. This is the spot where medieval pilgrims supposedly went because it was considered the end of the world and had something to do with St. James' bones being found near there, etc.
Modern pilgrims go for the sunset, to drink wine on the rocks, and burn something from the camino.
I just spent time on getting a serious tan and having some seafood. It was blessedly cheap. We paid 12 euros each for a shared room without bath (but nice one down the hall). The above picture was the view from out window. The picture below is the beach we went to. Water was quite cold but refreshing and clean. Unfortunately, not much eye candy. But that is life.
I met Anne Marie again in Finisterre. She had walked there with a few of my other friends. I had a few little pangs about not walking myself but they were soon extinguised. Anne Marie is going to WALK BACK TO PARIS. She is already a camino legend. I have a reputation as an intrepid fast walker who is all over the place. Kinda like the cow shit in Galicia, I guess.
Back to Santiago yesterday. I found a lovely room with private bath and double bed for myself. A minor luxury at 40 euros but not much else available in town. Next month the place with have to accomodate 3 or 4 times the number of pilgrims here now. Many will have to sleep in the streets methinks. I met a bunch of Turks here and so get to speak my foreign language. The Turkish pilgrim got here yesterday. We are all going out for Turkish food tonight.
I bought some English books today--JUDE THE OBSCURE by Thomas Hardy and THE NEW SPANIARDS by John Hooper (now I can learn more about this country, eh?).
Since I have a lot of off time, I also decided to get a knitting project. I walked about 50 blocks of the city looking for a shop, only to find one about 50 ft from my hostal. That was a riot trying to get yarn, needles, a pattern and what all in my fractured Spanish. But I have to devise own pattern. Oh well, should keep me out of trouble.
To Valencia tomorrow.

Sunday, June 3, 2007

YES, DOROTHY, THERE IS A YELLOWish BRICKish ROAD

Santiago de Compostela, Spain
June 3, 2007

I think I left off with news of a freak snow storm impeding my progress on the trail. And that I was intending to just throw caution to the wind and walk 202km in 5 days. Well, I was 5 km short of that and ended up in Monte de Gozo right outside last night. I was helping an injured German teenager with bilateral shin tendoNEEtis, right Achilles tendonNEEtis, bilateral knee pain, and right hip pain get to the last alburgue, fondly called "the modern grief" by my guide´s author. Other people have helped me on the way, so I was not at all sorry to give him a hand. It didn´t hurt that he was very appreciative, witty, charming, and quite grown up for all of his 19 years.

The snow storm was up the highest point and the weather got very nice for an afternoon. I then had overcast days for another day with high humidity and put in about 47 km. On the next, I had to climb the steepest portion of the camino, O CEREBRIO, home of the Holy Grail. I had to do that in a rain squall at 7AM. All the pilgrims were huddled in all the densely crowded bars so I went down the mountain in the squall and ended up doing another 45 or so. And that is when I came down with the first blister in 2300km of walking this road over 14 months. It was on my right heel and slowed me down only a little. I popped it after the first day, dressed it, and it pretty much went away.

Kilometers don´t really add up--I should have finished those 202 easily by Saturday but fell short. The way was fantastic when it wasn´t raining. I hit another rain storm at the 100km mark, the same as last year but not nearly as torrential or never-ending. This camino was a breeze in many ways.

So I got up this morning, not having imbibed the large amounts of wine that most people seemed to have. I was probably the first or second pilgrim in the square. I did have to share it with all the drunks coming back from the discos. They were peeing in the corners but I decided they weren´t worth photographing as they wouldn´t be on postcards.
Part of the push was to get to Santiago on Sunday to see the world´s largest incense burner in action--5 men have to swing it across the transcept. Pilgrims are a smelly lot and need to be fumigated and deloused. Well, it turns out that the rope was in need of repair and the butafumenco is out of service for the interim.
I wanted to accomplish 5 things on this camino.
One was to go over the Route de Napoleon which I couldn´t do last year. I did that but in complete fog.
2 was to walk from Villafrance to Ages on the camino. It was fantastic and beautiful.
3 was to see the 4 brothers' haircuts in Sahagun. I saw 3 of the 4. The oldest brother was not around--last year he had dyed quarter sized blonde dots on his head looking quite a bit like a walking fuzzy large golf ball. #2 I actually spotted in a town truck as I was coming into town. His long locks are still luxurious but not so well kept. He looked worn out. I couldn' t imagine how I could have had all those fantasies about HIM. #3 put on a bit of weight, was not attentive like last year and now sported one of those pencil thin carefully trimmed beard things that Latin men seem to love and look so good on. I think he has a love interest. #4 was the epitome of charm. Last year he had shoulder length straight hair with a half inch of bronzed tips This year he lost the tips, still had the shoulder length hair but on the sides it was closely trimmed back to the middle of his ears--I guess some kind of punk thing.
4 was to have lunch in the most upscale restaurant in Molinaseca--where I could not get served last year due to Father´s Day crowds. Got there on a Monday and everything was closed.
5 was the butafumenco and you know the story....
Still all it all it was a blast. And I still have another month in Spain. So the Karaoke Camino is not exactly over. YET!!!!!

Monday, May 28, 2007

REPEAT OSCAR WINNER



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Yes, another stunning triumph yesterday. I was chosen to do the reading on Pentecost Sunday at a pilgrim wedding in a little town of Rabanal, high up in the mountains. While my first award winning achievement was in the medieval city of Conques on Easter Sunday in a fabulous Romanesque jewel of a cathedral, last night´s repeat was in a simple village church undergoing restoration in a mountain town. Two pilgrims tied the knot. It was really quite moving--he was diagnosed with terminal leukemia 3 years ago, had treatment, then did the camino and is still surviving.

I must say, in all modesty, that my interpretation in English of Letters to the Ephesians 4, 3-6, was far superior to those in Spanish, French, and German. What I cannot understand is that after the service when I went outside and waited for my accolades, everyone was teary eyed and moved about the wedding and NO ONE congratulated me on my performance. Weren´t they listening? What is the use, I must tell you.

I wonder how I can finagle a star part in the pilgrim benediction at Santiago. The church is not immune to financial incentives. I wonder if they take Mastercharge in order to let me swing the botufeminco, the largest incense burner in the world. THAT would be a final, wonderful end to the long, long walk.

202 km to go. Today we climbed to the highest part, Cruz de Fero. I did this in wind and snow flurries. Yes, you are reading this years account, not last year when we also had snow flurries. Almost June and I freeze my little a-- off going over the mountain.

I get to share a little room of 4 beds (2 bunks) with 2 Italians and a Croatian tonight. That is some reward, eh? People are getting antsy. I intend to do 5 days of about 40, get in on Saturday night, do all my compestella crap on Sunday and then RELAX. We shall see.

I am off, I have to help my little Emanuele (not Big) with the spaghetti carbonara. Ciao

Thursday, May 24, 2007

The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly on the ... Pilgrims

Leon (Return Visit)

Complaints, complaints, complaints. I had a few days off in Leon and missed two days of inclement weather, so I really should keep my mouth shut. It was a soaker yesterday but I got 10k in before it started and only had to do another 20.

It is raining all over Spain. Most of the Iberian penninsula is having flash floods. Or I see pictures of men in bombiero suits rescuing old ladies in knee deep water on the ever present news on the television while having a cafe con leche.

This is a picture of part of the meseta, the high plateau between Burgos and Leon. It is supposed to be the most boring part of the camino. I loved it last year in the bleak of winter. I thought this year it would be parched and dry and that I would be suffering. But it was glorious sea of green--I think I mentioned that earlier. There are tons of wildflowers. Puts everyone in a good mood.

Other things--less and less people are getting up at 4. There are still a lot of frayed nerves and more developing (along nationalistic lines it seems). There are many Germans as usual but more so now because of a best seller in Germany about the camino written by an overweight gay German comedian. Strange?

The alburgues are consistently full. There seem to be enough of them that people aren´t turned away. But the rain yesterday put a lot of people in a small alburgue in Religios about 24km from Leon. This was the overflow room. The wind and rain continued and the room got a little flooded. I think it was a mess. I had a bed upstairs that sagged in the middle but somehow found my sweet spot and had about 7 complete wonderful hours of sleep.

I also got to do some doctoring. A French woman was near me in the kitchen where I was having my soup. I could see her swaying and the condern in her friend's voice. I quickly got up and caught her just as she fainted--right into my arms. I laid her down and started the ABC's (What's A again? Oh yes, airway...) Her left arm was in a tonic contracture for about 10 seconds but she woke up right away. I found out she had been eating normally and wasn't diabetic and figured that it was just a vasovagal bout due to all the heat in that corner of the kitchen. But one of the Germans shouted out, "Is she taking Magnesium?" [They have a mystical passionate love for the electrolyte.] Then he said, "does anyone have any magnesium?" I kid you not--three people whipped out vials of the yellow powder and were mixing it up straight away. Then they looked at me with that "Should we or shouldn't we?" look. I guess I was running the code here and was in charge. I said that it surely wouldn't hurt her and it made them happy.

About 12 more days of walking. I am going to try to sprint into Santiago. I am getting a bit tired of the whole packing, sleeping, eating thing. The walking continues to be spectacular even if the bones and joints keep whispering "que?, que? que?"

Sunday, May 20, 2007

THE CAMINO´S DIRTY SECRET



LEON

Here are some of the spectacular pictures of la meseta, the high flat plateau of Castille y Leon. (I have a picture of me in the same spot last year in which I am all bundled up and with snow drifts off to the side.) It is a sea of swirling greens, punctuated by numerous wildflowers and views of mountains in the background. The camino now is flat and straight and longggggggggg. I was developing tendoNEEtis on the right shin and so decided to give myself the weekend in Leon. I took two trains to get here and now have to take two back to Fromista to continue the camino. I gave a thought to just continuing on from Leon and sacking the 100km in between. But since a lot of lesser mortals than me are doing a similar thing ("this is the boring part....") I have to avoid the herd mentality and pretend it is simply the camino spirit. Also that is the part where I was laid up injured last year and I have, oddly enough, some pleasant memories of that part.

Here is a memory of my present journey. I was walking into Boadilla on a hot sunny day and feeling invincible. No real thoughts in my head but anticipating a dip in the pool that the private alburgue reportedly had--all the Germans were even more excited than me. Turns out the pool did not open for 2 more weeks. But this guy came toward me in the last kilometer. I thought I was hallucinating.

Anyway the weekend in Leon, while an expensive venture, was a relief. I have a shower to die for and a big double bed for all the good it is doing for me. It doesn´t squeak, no one else is in the room farting or snoring or rustling through his or her pack. I don´t have to negotiate around backpacks and straps on the way to the bathroom. But it is just an hiatus.

I have pretty much decided I am NOT going to walk to Finistere. I will take a bus there. I cannot imagine walking three additional days. All that will change if there is a humpy little pilgrim who is all excited in Santiago and wants to have some company on the way to coast. Then, of course, I would even pay the extra fare to change my return flight home.

The dirty secret? Well, a lot of the camino is just downright boring. The day has 24 hours. Sleep at most is 8 hours, walking about 6. There are 3 hours devoted to the multiple minute examinations and the anointing of feet as well as showering and other bodily functions. You can use 2 more with shopping and eating. That leaves about 4 to 5 hours with not a whole heck of much to do. One can nap. There is the occasional beer or bottle of wine much appreciated. Then there is the behind-the-scenes taunting and deriding of fellow pilgrims that does consume an inordinate amount of time but leaves you feeling less than holy or properly spirited. Everyone is so tired that conversation tends to be limited to where one is doing to walk the next day. The other big topic is which ethnic or national group has ticked you off the most recently.

Even when walking, one is beset by ennui of a great order. One can only enthuse about the scenery for so long--even when it is fabulous, like it has been of late, it doesn't change much when you go at a 3 mile an hour pace. And one quickly realizes that greater minds than his or hers have grappled with the problems of world peace and poverty without a whole lot to show for it. That leaves one probing important questions, like whether or not two tone dress shoes are really ever appropriate for a business meeting or why Wendy Hiller is not universally recognized as the best film actress of all time.

Then there is song. I don´t try to get out my sheaf of songs very often. I cannot afford to trip over a big stone while screeching like one of the ever present storks. I was going to ammend that practice when I found out my little German buddy was interested in singing en route. He was musing about unleashing some of the army marching songs he learned while doing his service. I thought it would be nice to learn those and then divert him from German punk rock to the glories of 80s disco. But we got separated none too soon.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

DOCTOR LONG JOHN

I am sure you are all familiar with the Bette Midler concert classic DOCTOR LONG JOHN. It was brought to my mind this morning. Not when I was searching for a song to sing on the camino.

No I am having a rest day in Burgos. I was out late last night (11PM, unheard of up to now. The alburgues close at 10 not so my hotel). I had had some peanuts earlier in a bar. I felt a piece stuck in my teeth. Of course it turned out to be a filling not something as innocuous as a nut.

I wasn´t going to worry about it but I ran into a Tasmanian pilgrim acquaintance who had some tooth pain and had extensive very up to date dental work done for free here last week. She did pay 100 euros for a taxi to the big town. I was not so taken by the offer of free pilgrim dental care (I had already been burned by the supposedly cheap French cell phone tales.) But it got me to thinking that I had better get this taken care of before I ended up in pain in a small village in the middle of nowhere. So off I went today to the dentist.

Alas I did not get Dr. Long John ( or free care, though the bill was less than the pair of shorts will cost that I am looking for). I got a very sweet dental technician who could not have been older than 24 who shot my jaw full of novocaine (unlike Better who "didn't need no Novocaine."). But like the Divine Miss M I did not feel ANY pain even with all the drilling. And I no longer have an annoying hole in my tooth. But I can´t drink anything until the anesthetic wears off. Or I will look like Kramer in one of the old Seinfield where he was taken for a "special" person after similar work.

Here is another photo of me at the free pilgrim wine fountain at Irache a few days back. (My belly is actually quite decreased--the waist and chest straps of the backpack just push up what is there, drat.) It has a webcam. Had I known that I would have alerted you so you could have watched me and my Belgian buddy Jean Francoise imbibing in the middle of a hot day.

He is a young pilgrim who sports a wild beard and unkempt hair. I originally met him in France then lost him. I walked with him for a day here in Spain when we met again. I had nicknamed him St Jerome in the Desert when I first met him in France. Then I realized if anyone looked like St. Jerome it was me.

So I had my hair done a few weeks back in a small village in France. THAT was a trip. I perused the hair model books and was determined that was my chance to end up looking like a Dolce & Gabbina Eurotrash model--part Olympic skier, part drug addict. [Surely, if anyone could work a miracle, it would be a French stylist, eh? I didn't know which saint to pray to. And my track record already with the saints was not so good.] My French only speaking hairdresser had more in mind a mid-80s Montgomery Ward slacks model. I kept pointing to one or another of the former and she to the latter. Both of us were shaking our heads. Then when on a lark, I pointed to a long curly haired blonde surfer type with pecs to die for, she took the book out of hands, swung my chair around and gave me the best cut I have ever had in my life. I may have to build up my frequent flier miles so I can visit her on a regular basis. She could not understand my instructions for my beard and so just gave me the clippers and I now sport this billy goat chin chinny thing that has gotten quite luxurious.

Well, off to the cathedral again.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

THE CAMINO I KNOW AND LOVE


Ah, the camino into Burgos. It just doesn´t get any better than this. I walked across a low mountain range yesterday--the one I couldn´t cross last year because of the snow. There had been a really stiff wind the day before and a forecast of rain and I was expecting the worst. But the lighter wind did not impede progress, the sun was out, and it was glorious. The hills were all alive with a gorgeous violet bush set against a green background and the blue sky with billowy white clouds. And few pilgrims when I crossed so I had the place almost to myself it seemed. It just screamed for the soundtrack to SOUND OF MUSIC. Alas, I did not get past Do a deer....
And the alburgue on the other side was fabulous even though I got put in a room with a bunch of middle aged Portugese women, one of who snored like a banshee. I wanted to be in the young folks room!!! At least I did not get the fart room. We were served paella for dinner. Rather a nice change from the fried chop I had last year most of the time.
The way into Burgos was like I expected. I took a different route this year, thinking it could not be as bad as following the N 110 like last year. Boy was I wrong, it was worse as seen above. But I got to town and into a HOTEL. I am treating myself to 2 nights in moderate luxury in the center of town. Can even take a bath if I want.
Just so you don´t get think all of this camino stuff is all just crazy fun, here is how we have to do our laundry at times. That is probably the most arduous chore. There seems to be more and more automatic washers on the camino. But it doesn´t seem so practical for a shirt, underwear and a pair of socks. And most get pretty used to having more than a bit of piquant smell around them. Otherwise you wouldn´t last too long. And a lot of the engineered fabrics don´t seem to hold odor a lot. Thank the saints of the camino for that (particularly, St. Ignacius de Odorant).

Drying the washed items is, of course, even more problematic. Things dry pretty fat in the Spanish sun. But when we had the long run of overcast and humid days, everyone was suffering. Here is a photo of the yard at the alburgue outside of Pamplona on the first sunny day. This is not even all of the laundry hanging out. It was wonderful--I even got an hour of sun bathing.
On to the Mazeta (? spelling) the Spanish high plateau--hot and dry. And not a little boring.










Saturday, May 12, 2007

THE HORDES ATTACK

Najera, Spain

No USB port for downloading pictures on this machine. So just wait because I have some wonderful ones.

The way continues to be absolutely wonderful, the scenery incredible, the flora and fauna in springtime abundance, and the weather--though hot--really grand. The only problem is the number of pilgrims. The alburgues are full every night and there is a grand rush when they open and another one in the morning to get out on the road and to the next place, damn the women and children.

People are taking to getting up earlier and earlier. AND IT CAN´T BE BECAUSE OF THE HEAT--if I can take it easily all those noisy people with headlights who get up at 4 AM can take it too. Than they are the ones who want to sleep in the afternoon when the NORMAL people are getting in, taking showers and socializing. And they want the lights out before 9. Come on!!!

Been getting to see a few church interiors I missed last year. Otherwise it seems like the same camino except very green, very warm, and very crowded. I must say though that the same camaraderie I found last year is sorely missing this year. Too many really boring people. And too many groups. A lot of Germans. They are nice. Actually I prefer to walk by myself especially in the morning and than want to kibbutz and chat later.

Though of course, it could be, that I am the boring one. Last year no one could get away from me. No they have other people to hang out with. And a lot of foreign tongues.

I did find Anne Marie again. She went back and forth and now is charging on with me. Everyone thinks we are a couple, which we are, but not in that context.

More pictures later.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Is the Glass Half Full or Half Empty?

Pamplona, Spain

Well, I am over half way it seems. I have done 770 km and have about 730 yet to go. That is a little less than 500 miles each way. (Though the French calculate it at 1689 km or about 1040 miles--gotta love the French.) And we have something unusual today. I think they call it sun but it has been so long since I have seen it the name might have been changed.

It has been overcast for the past 8 or 9 days with 2 days of steady rain all day in that time, not torrential, and lots of small showers. It is the humdity and the mud that is causing all the trouble. I have that never-drying musty smell in everything. Oh well.

I went over the Pyrennes the other day. Incredible views. Sometimes I could see at least 20 feet!!!! Yes it was foggy as hell all the way. We were worried aabout getting up the mountain. It was 12 miles straight uphill. The first third about 60 degrees, the next about 40, and the last about 20. Then a steep tortuous 4 mile downhill.

The alburge on top was something. A huge vaulted lovely stone room with 65 bunk beds for 130 people in 3 rows. The men on one side, the women on the other with married couples in between. Older on bottom, younger on top. I took a top bunk of course.

It was like something out of a nightmare. I dubbed it the Inferno at first. I raced to the shower (one of 2 for the men) and was the first one in. THAT HAS BEEN MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT TO DATE. I then went out and when I got back I saw that the spirits of the camino had conspired to put a bunch of young Italian men in my section. Inferno turns to Paradisio rather quickly. They all spend the evening in their underwear applying body cream all over and examining their feet and speaking in that liquid lovely Mediterranean lilt. Ah.

Last night was another horror but I slept better. The alburgue was small and filthy. It was completely full with people not in the best mood. No stores or restaurants were open. The mayor runs the place and his wife sell provisions from the office--not cheaply. I had some hard boiled eggs and some lentils. Not that bad but I am thinking that the camino in February and March is not necessarily a bad thing.






Pamplona, Spain


Friday, May 4, 2007

WHERE IS EDITH PIAF WHEN YOU NEED HER?


Oh, my lord, there is already karaoke of sorts on the chemin (soon to be referred to as Camino as I am soon to be in Spain). Spent last night in French Basque country at a rural gite (soon to be called albergue, or hostel) that is noted for their singing soirees with the pilgrims. And how do they get this dour group going? Well they ply them with lots of homemade Basque wine. Extremely effective tactic.


I stayed fairly sober and so did not do my much anticipated solo of I WILL SURVIVE but do wish I had gotten out the words of OVER THE RAINBOW, beings that Judy (as in Dorothy) is such the Saint of the Camino/Chemin. And since the rain quotient has been going up lately I am looking for a rainbow. Or mud boots. One day of pretty much constant rain though not torrential. Otherwise we have had aobut 6 or more days of cloudy humid weather. It has rained at night most of those nights so there is a lot of mud and some big puddles to navigate through. I expected that I would have this earlier in the trip. But oh well. It has pretty much blocked the tremendous views of the Pyrennes which is kinda sad.

Here I am at the Port Saint Jacques in St. Jean Pied de Port this morning (where I started last year). I am finished almost all of the French portion except for going over the pass in the Pyrennes into Spain. Weather lousy and may have to put off hiking until Sunday. But if it is halfway clear I go tomorrow. I already had some fantastic views of the mountains of the central Pyrennes which are still VERY snow covered. Soon the warm weather stuff can be safely discarded....I hope.

The shin seems to be much better. Swelling down significantly. I have been limiting myself to an escargot pace around 12 miles a day for 6 days now. But I feel like I can now do some more serious mileage. Next post in about 3 days from Pamplona!!!!

Friday, April 27, 2007

TEACH YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF THE SAINTS

ARZACQ-ARRAZIGUET, FRANCE

Just when things seem to be going well except for the very excessive humidity, my shin problem starts up again. And it happens 3 km out of Pimbo (rhymes with Bimbo, appropriately enough).

The European walkers seem only to understand blisters and tendonitis, both of which they insist are caused by too little water and not using walking sticks. They are SURE I have blisters and am successfully hiding them. And of course, not treating them. When I try to explain shin splints and even mention the word tendon, they zone out and mutter, "Ah, tendon-nee-tis" and the very next word is "eau" (pronounced OH and means water). I am tempted to show everyone that my urine is not at all concentrated, thank you very much. And I will DIE before I get walking sticks. Only Anne Marie, also a runner, understands and she is out on the camino or chemin or somewhere. And if all that eau and all those walking sticks help so much, why do all of them have ampoules and tendon-ee-tis?

So I may be stuck in this one horse town for another day. C'est la chemin.

Oh, remember the Les Poulets. I found a free-range chicken postcard yesterday!!!!! The chickens are imagining themselves in their daydreams of being little French soldiers (sans helicopters, I hope) and call themselves Les Poulets de la Libertie. AND they are wearing little de Gaulle hats and have little moustaches. Truly a find. Today was poultry day. We saw canards and poulets aplenty. One batch of geese even tried to attack us but got stopped by the fence. Did you ever look into a goose's mouth and see its angrily throbbing tongue? Not a pretty sight. I don't mind so much now that they insert a funnel down their throats and stuff them with grain before they butcher them. Serves the nasty little critters right.

Well, will keep you updated.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

FRENCH PARATROOPERS ATTACK PILGRIM


AIRE SUR L'ADOUR, FRANCE

NO? THESE AREN'T THE PARATROOPERS? THEY ARE THE NEW SET OF FRENCH LADIES I GET TO SLEEP WITH TONIGHT ALL ALONE IN A DESERTED GITE OUTSIDE THE CITY.....

How do these things happen to me?

Anyway I was out walking normally today, segueing from Bruce Springsteen to Harry Chapin none to soon, moving between wooded paths, vineyards, and big fields. Minding my own business. There was a big field above me to my left and I heard a big tractor combine coming my way. A real big one....really big. Coming up over the hill right at me. Suddenly over the crest comes this French military helicopter just right over me. I almost did a big merde. I was out in the open and no where to run for cover. My rendition of THUNDER ROAD I admit was pretty awful and I was struggling to get the melody of CAT IN THE CRADLE but being pecked off by a band of french paratroopers was a little excessive I thought.

Well, it flew off a little ways and doubled back right to me again. Now I was really scared. I figured that there was a terrorist stalking the countryside (how reassuring) or that George Bush pulled another boner. I guess they got their jollies because they left me alone after that. In other circumstances I would very much welcome French paratroopers.


Here I am with Alex, note his crucifix shaped walking staff!!!!!! I was hoping that he would be a worthy successor to Jorge and Joseph, my former walking companions from last year. But I don't think that will work out. He is wedded to a group he has been with since Le Puy and those ties are hard to break. They only speak French. So it is me and my songbook. Why didn't I bring some Patsy Cline?

The only other exciting thing today was at a farm I passed. Half the chickens had gotten out of their yard and were very upset. I tried to shoo them back in but they just clucked stupidly at the hole in the wire fence. There were an old man and woman and a younger man in the yard looking at a piece of old machinery. I wanted to alert them in my limited French. So I yelled "Pardon, pardon" until they looked up. Then I kept yelling "Les Poulets, les poulets," while I sort of flapped my arms like I was trying to fly. Lord, you would think that I was the French David Letterman by their reaction. The younger man, a Jean Paul Belmondo look a like (from a distance) in black Tee and with cigarette hanging from his lips bellowed out a laughing and haughty bit of doggerel. Did they honestly think I had never seen chickens before? Oh well. This is what passes for excitement on the chemin.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

DIVINE INTERVENTION



I finally broke down and asked for help, beings that I am doing this religious thing and all. I was still having some more than annoying right shin pain and calf swelling. So I kind of prayed to Saint Motrin and dosed myself a healthy 800mgs this morning after 2 hours of hiking and boy did that stuff work.

The picture is of me with St Roch, a popular saint on the route. He is the one with the suppurating wound of the right leg that was cured after he walked with his dog as a beggar. He was especially popular in the days of the Plague but could do me no good. Maybe you have to believe or something?

The photo was taken at the gite in Condom. It was in a former wine or armagnac factory--very tastefully renovated and right on a river outside of town. By the way I did find about a dozen postcards, not a total loss.

Walked path made from an abandoned rail line part of afternoon (some film guy renovated this old station for rural retreat) for longest hike in over a week, almost 2. Lots more characters so should have some stories soon.

I don't get this blog stuff. It looks like the old stuff is gone. Uuurgh!

RETURN TO BROKEBACK: NIGHTMARE ON CHEMIN MOUNTAIN

THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN ENTRY FOR APRIL 23

SYNOPSIS: Middle aged, pious and penitant Manhattan guppy is on 1000 mile religious pilgrimage to NW Spain and finds himself stranded in a rural French gite alone with 9 French and Belgian women all with butch haircuts none of whom are lesbians. He is put in room with the one who seems most on the make. For film purposes will change bunk beds for king-sized bed with pink satin sheets. After such a night will he find a life of pain and remorse or one of love and fulfillment?

Ah, I survived. I had thought it would happen two nights previously and it didn't. Then it did last night. I realize I should have taken the top bunk as it would have been easier to kick off the attackers. But luckily that was not necessary.

Went out today for waht was to be my first walk over 20 km in well over a week. But my guide book was marked wrong and I inadvertantly took the shortcut (missing yet another Gothic church and cloister) and got into Condom early in the day. With 10 minutes to scope out the postcard scene.

WHAT a disappointment. Evart said there were scads of condom (as in preservatif) cards all over town. I should have known that for a non collector, scads means 3 or 4, not 30 or 40 like I was expecting. I have 2 of them already. But it is Monday and I am afraid that the shops won't reopen!!!!!!! Talk about lost opportunities!

Well, this is me at the pool at the gite yesterday. The French do do-it-right. This belonged to family who owned gite but we got to use it. Too cold for swimming but great for soaking weary feet and legs. We were in two little cabins in the woods (you now understand my nervousness and the Brokeback metaphor) overlooking a big valley.

Made my first gite reservation today by means of my new cell phone--I feel so European. I have to call in advance as I still cannot pronounce today yet. Oh well, only 1 more week in this country if leg and body hold up. Over 1/3 of way done.

THE KARAOKE CHEMIN (CAMINO) REALLY BEGINS





THIS SHOULD ACTUALLY LABELED AS APRIL 20 POST.

I have been posting entries onto another blog I had opened inadvertently--not this one, though they both have the same name--go figure. So I had to copy those and transfer them to this blog. So about 4 of them are labelled the same date (the date they actually get published on this blog....confusion, confusion, confusion). Oh the wonders of modern life.

I have an English keyboard today--courtesy of this lovely French man who lives in Auvillar and runs a little internet place. He is half American and actually was born in Bloomington, Indiana!!!! I was ready to spend the rest of my days there when he brought up the dreaded G word--G soon to be W (as in girlfriend and wife). Oh well. Not that I don't love my life back in New York. But fantasies do have a bit of pleasant drama to them.

So, I recovered a bit. Had three rest days in the former Carmelite convent in Moissac--a story in itself.

I went to Toulouse yesterday for a day trip. Of course I got lost right away. I spotted a restaurant called Antalya Kebab. I figured it was Turkish and went in. There was a head scarved woman cleaning the floors and I asked her in Turkish if she was Turkish. I can't imagine what she thought of this middle aged man in shorts, Orange shirt and matching orange hat. I didn't think I looked like any kind of authority from Immigration but she looked spooked. But she answered my question finally saying yes. So I asked in Turkish if she knew where the cathedral was. She said, "Cathedral?" I said, "Yes, the big church..."


I didn't realize asking a headscarved Muslim woman in a foreign town about churches was tantamount to asking a nun where the best whore houses were. She really got even more spooked and called for someone. A rather Goth (as in punk, not as in 12-13th century) looking young girl with really overdone black makeup and stringy black hair came down and started asking me questions in French which was a BIG help. Anyway she pointed out the way to St. Sernan (which is NOT the cathedral but was where I wanted to go).

The rest of the tour was uneventful except for SHOPPING. This was a big city remember...the first I had been in since Paris. I was able to get a silk sleeping bag liner and sent my sleeping bag home today (another story which I will spare you--just imagine me trying to fill out a customer satisfaction survey in French in triplicate BEFORE I could sent the package) . So now I am sleeping in silk sheets every night. I also got a slightly malfunctioning water delivery system so I don't have to use those annoying water bottles. I got that to work with the judicious use of a knife and careful positioning in my pack--so it is all set up for me to sip water from a long tube without stopping or reaching much.
And I got some Quechua (a very popular French outdoor gear line) socks in orange and grey. I wanted to get the whole Quechua line up (in a marvelous shade of grey and orange) from backpack to toes but held back. Everything in France is so expensive anyway (except food strangely enough--though the f----ing breakfasts run about 5-7 dollars--a real rip off) and I could not risk getting stylish things that did not hold up on the trail.

The way today was 12 miles almost all along a canal that was well shaded with big sycamores. A better path and day could not have been ordered. Since I had it to myself I thought it was time to inaugurate the karaoke camino. I pulled out my sheaf of songs and let loose. I started--like they did in PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT--with I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ME. I thought it rather appropriate. I did a few other disco numbers and a few Johnny Cash--luck of the draw. It was really quite fun. And it was my 57th birthday. The present was getting back on the trail.

I did try to interest Anne Marie in a song fest about a week ago. I think now the choice of IT'S RAINING MEN was probably not the most appropriate for a 64 year old Parisian ultramarathoner. Maybe I AM WOMAN would have been better. Anyway, she looked at me kinda funny and pushed the songs back to me.

I have a CELL PHONE now. I figured that now that since I am alone I needed to somehow make reservations at the gites along the way (only 12 to go until Spain). And I figured that since I don't understand all those cell phone plan things in English, it would not be too much different in French. The young lady in Toulouse spoke just enough English that I think I got the cheapest deal (cheap in France is relative--and relatively expensive unless you know the ropes). So now I have a phone that works only in France and free minutes for 14 days. I think. Of course I still don't know how to work it. Just like in the USA. And yes the 20 euro phone I was told I could get ended up costing me 80. Now making reservations in French should be FUN.

Well, the gite tonight is incredible. I am sleeping between two French men. How is that for a birthday fantasy (but they are middle aged. One is not so bad looking though). I thought I was going to end up in a big room with a bunch of middle aged French women with butch haircuts (though definitely not lesbians). So I am not complaining.Enough for one day--I have food shopping to do. I can't get rid of this picture by the way.....so I just put it at the bottom.

IN THE MIDDLE AGES THEY COULD CURE CRIPPLES

THIS WAS WEDNESDAY APRIL 18 AND ORIGINALLY WENT TO BLOG HELL

Still, as expected, with the sore shin. But I have gotten the correct pronunciation of glacon (ice) down and do not get those annoying blank stares. But that could also be because I go to the same coffee shops and tip kinda big too. I have been having dinner in the gite to keep from walking to shop...and my paltry dinners will not start (when I get back on the trail, probably alone) until the memories of our earlier feasts fade from my mind.


Weather report is good for the next 4 days so I am getting anxious.I am only 3 days walk from Condom (though I may have to do it in 4 averaging 12 miles a day) which promises to be a tacky postcard paradise.

This is Daniel on one of the fabulous Romanesque capitals in the cloister at Moissac. The cathedral itself is a kind of a mishmash with this incredible late 12th century south door with a wild tympanum and sinuous figures holding it up. I have yet to do mass and vespers and such there but may resort to it soon if my shin does not get better....

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Tour Gourmandaise




Yes, the Dutch banker. His favorite word in English is exquisite. As in, let's have an exquisite appertive, followed by an exquisite little piece of sausage, then an exquisite piece of meat ( "I wish I had my Turk butcher here."), then an exquisite cheese.... Well you get the idea. And he does all the really wonderful cooking in the meagre confines of tiny crowded kitchens infested with hordes of other pilgrims. I never ate so well. Not as much fun as Anne Marie but what the heck.


Well I finally figured out how to do pictures. The above is me in a field of something. I got leaf cuts on my ankles by such antics.





here is the gite we stayed in the other night. it is in the the former presbytery of the church. The priest washed all the pigrims' feet prior to the service. I thankfully missed out on it due to the fact that I was in the shower washing my own feet among other things.



Weather has been overcast and humid lately. I think once I get on the way I will be using the poncho a lot. And I will get a prelude to the infamous Navarra mud. Hope to get back soon.

Busted Flat in Moissac


Busted Flat in Moissac
Waiting for a Train
I was feeling bout as faded as my pack....

History DOES have a way of repeating itself. Two weeks into my trip last year I got crippling left shin splint that put me off the road for 6 days. Yesterday the right one started. Lots of ice and rest did nothing to help it. And now it looks like I will be in Moissac for at least 2 more days.

Moissac, at least, is a hot spot. Well, it was. I missed its heyday by about 850 years. I am staying in some sort of semi-religious gite or hostel that may or may not be affiliated with Carmelites. It is cheap at least.

Life without Anne Marie is just not the same. Three days alone with the Dutch banker were not too bad. He is the gourmand.

F----? I was supposed to get 30 minutes on this card and only got about 10. I have to publish this now or lose it. More later.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Friday the 13th Deep Merde



Still going on strong. Yesterday was a bit of a downer. We took a wrong turn out of Vivaire and went 6-7 miles out of our way. Everyone was in really FOUL moods. Evard blamed Anne Marie and kept up an incessant rant for the rest of the time I was with him. ("French women. They wont' admit when they are wrong. Never trust them. Never trust any women. I blame myself. I knew better but let myself be talked out of it." On so on.) I saw this most wonderful chateau which I must have whenever I get the 4 or 5 million euros to buy it. I wonder if they have a lottery.

Then rain in the afternoon which did not really do anything for the horrid humidity. All in all it was a bruising 24 or more miles. The last one is downhill at a 60 degree incline. Prior to that was about 4 miles of dry shrub land with nothing around.




The youth hostel in Cahors where I am is a smelly ratty affair but actually a nice change of pace. Today we do an easy 12 miles and sleep with sisters in a Carmelite convent. [Turns out it was a FORMER Carmelite convent.]

Anne Marie and Pierre left us today. I still may meet her in Spain. She is taking a train to Condom, doing the last part of the French route then coming back to Cahors to walk a bit with her friend to Condom, then going back to St. Jean and walking Spain all the way to Santiago.

Weather holding up, just the drizzles. Still a lot of heat and humidity but as you can see, lots of spring flowers.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The Academy Award for Supporting Role in Pilgrim Benediction Goes to.....



YES, YES, YES. ME !!!!!!!

First I would like to thank all the little people who helped me......

Sunday we did a lot of church stuff seeing as how Conques is pretty much the church and the abbey. We had high mass in the morning, a short pilgrimage to Chapel of St: Foy outside of city (1/2 mile downhill, 1/2 uphill, 1/2 downhill, 1/2 up)? vespers at 6:30, dinner in the abbey at 7, followed by the pilgrim benediction in the cathedral. They needed someone to do a reading in English. While I was a bit miffed that I was not first choice (what with my pilgrim emeritus status and all) but THIRD? I accepted none the less. I got to sit up by the altar under the crossing dome while the other pilgrims were in the choir. I did Revelations 22, 4-5. And I boomed it out like Jennifer Houston in Dreamgirls. This was followed by an immediate 10 minutes of silence....I thought I left the padres speechless but it was probably just a prayer moment.

I was so enthralled I decided to sing out loud in my flat voice in fractured French the rest of the songs. Karaoke Camino (Chemin, I should say) indeed. The service ended with a piano and organ concert. Quite nice.

Going out of Conques, I revisited the Chapel of St. Foy (which was on the way--down 200 meters and up 200 meters) in order to light a candle for my friend Mark who has a special regard for either the chapel or the saint....or both. The chapel is pictured to the left in the morning fog. St. Foy, a biggie on the chemin, was a local saint and cures eye diseases. They have a big procession from Conques to the chapel every fall.




I have been having a bit of trouble with a blocked tear duct and figured that my two trips to the chapel (as well as toting a candle from the cathedral for Mark and another for the son of a friend of Anne Marie who had some serious head trauma in a motorcycle accident in Paris recently) might qualify me for just a tiny little miraclette. And I vowed that, while I wouldn't pray for it, I would consider the whole church thing again if the eye thing cleared up. [Note: it didn't.]




The tough terrain of the Central Massiff has given way to more undulating hills. We made it to Figeac today. Annie leaves us. I only have three more days with Anne Marie. Have to get in another group....supposedly there are more hikers after Easter. There were two burly guys yesterday I would not have minded joining. But they were roughing it and sleeping outside. Then there is the guy doing it on horseback. I can see myself getting in the saddle with him.

Today we bought some local cevre from a farm we passed up on the hill and had an alfresco lunch on the trail. They had about 40 dogs of various breeds, goats, pigs; and a donkey. One of the dogs was a big bloodhound that was howling like a banshee. A little puffy thing was screwing a much much larger hairy dog. It looked like a Heironymus Bosch painting. Luckily we saw the spotless chesse facilities and house before the owners came back (with 4 more baying dogs). Otherwise I for one would not have eaten anything from that place.


The Aubrac brown cows who have really stolen my heart have given way to Gurnseys and Jerseys with huge udders. We are on the rout de la lait. So I guess I will be having a lot more cheese.

Weather is still fantastic--sunny and mild. But it has got to rain soon.

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Conques-ered



Arrived in Conques this morning in time for high mass on Easter. This entailed the 5 of us getting up at 5:30 and leaving gite at 6:30. The girls had head lamps but we really did not need them as there was a waning half moon to light the way. It was up, up, up then down, down, down.
We had a huge argument last night about the distance. Three separate guidebooks put it at 11, 13, and 16 km (as if that make a whole lot of difference--well, that is at least an hour walking from least to most). And each of us insisted ours was correct. So we got in 1 1/2 hours early and nearly missed a good seat in the cathedral because we went our separate ways in town once we got here. The mass was great--all incense, robes, and singing. None of us took communion.

Anne Marie and Evart are in constant battles. First is how we dine apres hike. E thinks it should be 4 courses, superbly prepared and AnneMarie thinks we should just throw things together (though she sets standards). Each tries to enlist me on his or side. And of course I agree with each one but always give in to Anne Marie.

Then they fight about the window at night. E wants it open; AM closed. The fights are in English (I think for my benefit) and go like this: "I cannot sleep in a sarchophagus!" and "I cannot sleep in a refrigerator. Then they both look at me.

Our other two companions are Annie the abused divorced housewife from the north of France. She is 40 something and in total fear of both E and AM and, like me, agrees to both of their ideas. Then there is Pierre a 60 something bachelor retiree from the French Alps who is going all the way to Santiago. He looks like a French leprechaun and even wears a pointed felt hat. He is too wise to even get into an argument. Neither of them speak any English.

OTHER THAN THAT everything is splendid. We dine with the monks tonight in the abbey and get a special blessing after. Then ups and downs tomorrow. If the weather holds that won't be a problem.



Friday, April 6, 2007

Anne Marie and the Aubrac


I promised to tell you all about my savior, Anne Marie: I met her in the cathedral at Le Puy and have been with her since: She is a 64 yr old French retired businesswoman from Paris: I thought I hit the jackpot--that we would be having long leisurely lunches and fancy dinners on a regular basis. Then she started telling me about all her exploits like 6 day ultramarathon runs. She told me about climbing Mont Blanc in August and passing out on top and almost losing both toes to frostbite and having to be helicoptered off. Turns out she likes to have things relatively austere so we have been cooking all our own food and taking it very easy on the wine.

UNTIL we met Evart the retired Dutch banker who loves the good life. He has us making 4 course meals in the gites every night regardless of facilities. We did lamb roast one night and a nice pasta dish last night. I contributed sliced tomato with onion and tuna. But A M is rebelling and we are only having soup and bread and cheese tonight: Somehow I am losing weight AND eating the lion's share of the food so what is there to complain about?

Two days ago we had snow flurries all day: Yesterday it was fog in the morning and glorious sun in PM. Today it was all sun and fantastic: The flowers birds; and tress are all going wild: The way is still very hilly but just a delight: We did 18 miles today with a lot of uphill: Tomorrow is worse--we are doing a push to get to Conques for Easter high mass.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Houston, I think we have a problem

THIS SHOULD BE THE THIRD POSTING.....

Ah, Paris in the springtime

I decided to stay overnight in the city of lights. The Seine, lovely cafes, historic streets and places, strolling lovers... Yes; there is that;

But I spent a leisurely afternoon in the baggage receiving area of British Airways at Charles de Gaulle. And I am spending the night in a cozy modern hotel overlooking a construction site not far fro, the airport.

Yes; BA completely lost my pack. They are not sure if it even got to Heathrow; though it did get out of New York. Since I do not have a cell phone or a place of residence, they cannot forward the bag ("on the Chemin de St Jacques" is not adequate). I cannot start a claim until 24 hrs after arrival and I will probably have to send in a claim to customer service in NYC. So it looks like if the pack is not found, I am out some 1000 to 1500 dollars in replacement costs.

Even my jacket was in the pack, along with toothbrush, clothing; camera, sleeping bag and my walking sandals. I do not think I will get a penny from the office here. While the thought of a Parisian shopping spree does have some appeal, it would also mean a trip into Paris, finding an outfitting store as well as a camera shop, and get to Gare de Lyon. The only silver lining is that I remember this really neat bookstore near the Bastille that had some nice postcards.

NOTE: EXPECT TYPOS; THEE FRENCH KEYBOARD IS DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT.
ESPECIALLY POSITION OF A,Q, W, M, and all the punctuation marks.

So I will have a dismal dinner in the Ibis Hotel tonight and dream of rabbit at my favorite restaurant, Monsieur Lapin in Monteparnasse.

Hopefully, all of this will be resolved tomorrow morning one way or another. I will try not to shout out the F word like I did this morning (when they could find no trace of my bag). Maybe a simple merde will do.

Well it could always be worse; though I am not sure how baring cataclysm.

Monday, March 26, 2007

LE PUY TO AUBRAC: I HEART THE FRENCH


THIS SHOULD BE THE FOURTH POSTING. READ HOUSTON FIRST......

Well obviously the whole business with my luggage got cleared up. I got the bag Friday morn. Will spare you my travails in the Hotel Ibis !!!!!!!Though I did not get the l'eggs du frogge that I so wanted I had some passable duckling with some wonderful fried potatoes--here for 5 days and still have not had any freedom fries.

Got metro to Gare du Lyon, a wonderful comfortable bullet train to st etienneand a local to Le Puy on Friday without trouble. Delightful countryside: Le Puy is fabulous: I found and got into the gite d'etape (these are the places I will be staying. They are kinda of a step below hostals and a step above massive dormitories. In Spain they are called alburgues and resemble rooms you would see in B movies like WOMEN FROM CELL BLOCK D) I soon realized that my nonexistent French was going to problematic. Still did not make too many fo pahs; Walked around the old part of city and did cathedral: Then dinner: jambon crue; spiced pork sausage with local green lentils; 3 kinds of local cheese and some very strange but nice gelato. That was wonderful and would serve as a nice intro to the wonders of French food and cooking.

Slept well and got up early at 6:30 expecting lots of pilgrims to also be getting up for the 7 am mass and pilgrim benediction. NO ONE STIRRING. I trotted off to the cathedral and found it open with only one congregant. I sat and waited. At 7 the other guy turned on a light and went back to the vestry or somewhere: I was thinking that this was going to be interesting. A mass for only ME, in French no less. I was bound to get a lot of indulgences for that.

No one showed up: I left about 7:15. (Turns out they don't do 7am service and benediction as advertised until later in the season but were blessing everyone after the 9am service.) Still no one up at the gite. I packed up, had a few cups of nescafe AND WAS OFF ON MY PILGRIMAGE.....

I realized outside though that I didn't get my stamp for my credencial. I needed this to prove I had started in Le Puy. For some reason this was very important to me. So I went back to the cathedral and found the sacristy which was closed. In the church a woman was lighting candles but soon went to the aisle and put on a back pack. I went up to her and asked if she could speak English and she replied in the affirmative and we have been together ever since. We even sleep together (you know what I mean, of course.) This is Anne Marie who gets her own chapter:

Here is some info on Le Puy's significance that I downloaded earlier and hence why this entry is before HOUSTON and my travails at the airport.


Sometime between the 3rd and 4th centuries AD, a local woman suffering from an incurable disease had visions of Mary. In her visions she received instructions to climb Mt. Corneille, where she would be cured by the simple act of sitting on the great stone. Following this advice, the woman was miraculously cured of her ailment. Appearing to the woman a second time, Mary gave instructions that the local bishop should be contacted and told to build a church on the hill. According to legend, when the bishop climbed the hill, he found the ground covered in deep snow even though it was the middle of July. A lone deer walked through the snow, tracing the ground plan of the cathedral that was to be built.

The statue of Our Lady of Le Puy and the other treasures escaped the pillage of the Middle Ages. The roving banditti were victoriously dispersed, in 1180, by the Confraternity of the Chaperons (Hooded Cloaks) founded at the suggestion of a canon of Le Puy. In 1562 and 1563 Le Puy was successfully defended against the Huguenots by priests and religious armed with cuirasses and arquebusses. But in 1793 the statue was torn from its shrine and burned in the public square. Père de Ravignan, in 1846, and the Abbé Combalot, in 1850, were inspired with the idea of a great monument to the Blessed Virgin on the Rocher Corneille. Napoleon III placed at the disposal of Bishop Morlhon 213 pieces of artillery taken by Pélissier at Sebastopol, and the colossal statue of "Notre-Dame de France" cast from the iron of these guns, amounting in weight to 150,000 kilogrammes, or more than 330,000 lbs. avoirdupois, was dedicated 12 September, 1860.

Known for tanning, lace and green lentils.

Here is a link to some photos of the famous chapel of St Michael that was unfortunately closed.
http://travel.webshots.com/album/555486616UmdXFP?start=12

Well, the route is fantastic. We do about 12-15 miles a day through lovely farm land. It is very mountainous. We pass a little village with a handful of houses ever 2 miles or so. The houses are large, rectangular stone affairs similar to what a child draws as a typical house. Simply lovely; The villages hang off these volcanic cliffs over verdant countryside.

The weather is still chilly though we got some sun today. Snow flurries on Saturday and drizzle on Sunday and wind yesterday. But not too arduous. Mud at a minimum, but that can change.
I think we left the remaining snow drifts behind by now.

Last night we stayed in a governmental gide that was located on a working farm in the middle of nowhere. It was incredible--the "height" of luxury, gite style, for 10 euros. We bought eggs and potatoes from the farm for dinner and raided their larder for wine and butter. Mmmmmm.

Stunning small Romanesque chapels and churches all over. I have seen about 2-3 a day. I have to go back and shower and help with communal meal.


Sunday, March 25, 2007

To MP3 or Not to MP3, That is the Question

Departure day draws near. Most of the planning and even packing are done. I got my pilgrim passport/credential in the mail yesterday from the American Pilgrims of the Camino. I am thankful that they responded so quickly to my query of only last week. But their passport is a plain little affair.

Even went to Paragon for some last minute purchases: Body Glide for possible chafing, polypro cushioned socks and some lightweight hiking sandals. I toyed with buying a new pack. For the past 6 months I have lusted for the Osprey Athos 50 which has a frame that bows away from the back and supposedly cuts down on sweat by 40%. At 200 bucks, it would not be an outlandish purchase--but they did not have a black one in my size. And I was not about to buy a red or electric blue one.

I checked out the running gear out of habit and found out that NIKE not only has brought back their smoke gray and orange running clothes but that Paragon had stock of all manner of shorts, singlets, tees both long and short sleeves and lounge wear. I could have dropped another few hundred and really created a splash on the trail. But common sense (and knowing I am out of work for another 4 months at least) prevailed.

I woke up this morning at 4:30 and was desultorily going through the NY Times Book Review when I finally decided not to take my MP3 player with me on the trip. I spent another 5 minutes in an internal debate on whether or not to do the Frederick thing (he is the French craps dealer who I met last year who travelled with a sheaf of printed songs which he would pull out in moments of relaxation). But that just did not seem very practical either--I mean, how could I limit it to fewer than the 2500 songs I have on my MP3. And I would miss all the Spanish, Portuguese, Italian and Turkish songs anyway. And I still can't carry a tune anyway.

So with time on my hands I started surfing and came up with some disturbing info on Le Puy and the Auvergne region of France. Seems like it is pretty rural and with pretty steep terrain. I read an account of two pilgrims who started in the beginning of May who had rain and snow. They reported 12 days of rain in their first 14 days. And pretty slim pickings on restaurants and lodging.

Though I knew that the way is very steeply hilly, I was sort of envisioning using sunscreen more than than my poncho. Spring flowers and migrating birds were to be the highlights, not deprivation. And it seems like there is very little internet access along the way. So I will not be able to bitch and complain about it here on a daily basis.

I am still holding out for liberal amounts of regional French delicacies, languid walks through rural France, and intruiging companions. We shall see. But maybe gaiters would not be a bad, last minute purchase.

Oh, by the way, there is a comment section in this. You all can add your two cents worth too.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Background Information

Here is some background information from my journal of last years trip. It should explain some stuff.

A pilgrim you ask? How did this come about? I am not so sure of its genesis. I clearly remember studying the children’s crusade in sixth grade and poring over an illustration in a history text that featured a long haired knight on a mighty steed. That certainly stirred some sort of pubescent longing that may not have been purely religious. My quite vivid memory had the knight surrounded by a bunch of ragamuffin children. He was a sort of amalgam of those very lordly men featured in the recent LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy—so surely other forces were at work in my current quest.

Our nun/teacher at the time truthfully pointed out that few if any of those children made it to their heroic destination. Rather most perished ignominiously in Europe. But she left us with the impression that it was a valiant enterprise nonetheless. Since I would also have learned about medieval pilgrimages around the same time, I think I may have conflated the two in my imagination. Walking barefoot for months on end while relying on the kindness of strangers would not have held the same allure as following an intrepid knight into battle, but I think that the seed was planted that at least there was a wider world beyond my little Midwest town.

This little seed was watered and nurtured by one of my first but enduring love affairs in university. That was with medieval architectural history. I learned about itinerant stonemasons, the borrowing and flourishing of building styles around Europe, and even the political and religious background to church building in those years. And I have maintained a long, though faithless, relationship with the Roman Catholic Church that mainly entailed looking at lots of churches in my travels. And there were lots and lots of those along the way I would be going.

There were many ways to do a pilgrimage, essentially a trip for religious purposes. Rome, the Holy Land, and anywhere that the Virgin Mary has made appearances were popular destinations. But ever since the 10th century, untold thousands of people have made Santiago de Compostela in northwestern Spain their target. The route was generally known as El Camino, Spanish for “the road” or “the way.” And that was where I was headed.

The theological underpinnings of this rested on the fact that Santiago was Spanish for St. James. According the New Testament and augmented by many a legend, before he was crucified Jesus instructed the original apostles to spread the gospel throughout the known world and assigned them different locales. St. James headed off to the Iberian Peninsula. Though he had an ultimately rather unfruitful mission, converting only a few while performing some miracles, he did establish a foothold for Christianity.

He returned to the Holy Land, was promptly beheaded and so became the first martyred apostle. His friends and colleagues ferried his body off to a ship that may or may not have been manned or even had sails. At any rate, that ship made its way to the shores of Galicia in northwest Spain where his somehow-alerted few disciples took his body and buried it nearby. Thus he became the only apostle to be interred in Western Europe outside of Rome.

His grave remained undisturbed and, it seems, unknown for about 750 years as the dreaded Moors took over the land. Then one day a pious hermit heard music and saw either stars above a field or lights emanating from a cave. (Accounts differed.) He dug around and found some bones and had them authenticated as St. James’s. They were reburied thereabouts and the site became the venerated location known as Compostela (campo = field and stela = star).

But James was not yet finished with his work. He was said to have appeared on a white charger leading the soon-to-be-victorious Christians in a decisive battle against those Moors around 852. So James got the sobriquet of “The Moor Slayer.”

After the infidels were finally expelled, the faithful started to come in great numbers. In painting and sculpture James morphed from warrior to the kindler and gentler pilgrim with staff, dried gourd water jug, woolen cloak and scallop shell on his tri-cornered hat and/or breast.

Poor James still could not rest in peace. There was still a lot of jockeying for power in Spain not unlike the current situation in Afghanistan with the warlords and strife until Ferdinand and Isabella united and Christianized most of Spain. Still Spain continued to be embroiled in many wars at home and abroad. Even Napoleon and his men had a nasty stay.

James’s very valuable bones were spirited away for safe keeping numerous times, always returning to their roost—until the day someone messed up and forget where they were stashed. That still did not deter the pilgrims who kept on coming. In 1878-9 a man excavated some bones (I assume near the cathedral) and went temporarily blind. Pope Leo XIII issued a bull verifying that the bones were St. James’. Now they rested in a silver box in the crypt under the main altar. And anyone could go visit the crypt and the bones.

Now wasn’t that explanation enough to trudge 500miles from southern France to Santiago?

Now, as I said, I expected see a lot of churches and villages on the way. In addition, I wanted to eat a lot of good hearty food, learn a bit more Spanish, meet some interesting people and have some fun and adventure. Furthermore, I fully anticipated augmenting my collection of tacky postcards through the travels.

In far off times, people did the camino for many reasons. They did it hoping for a miracle or a wish to be granted. Criminals were able to do it in lieu of spending time in jail. Sometimes the residents of a village suffering a drought or plague would all chip in and send off a representative to Santiago to petition for relief. A rogue’s gallery was always present and took advantage of those for whom the spirit instead of the purse was paramount. Rich and poor, the fit and the infirm, and the good and bad walked the walk, if not talked the talk. I couldn’t help but conclude that some of them, in those pre-Club Med days, were also thinking, “Wow, this sounds like more fun than staying at home. Let’s just do it.”

Nowadays, a lot of people became pilgrims for more, to me, amorphous reasons having to do with human consciousness and self-fulfillment. My local booksellers had shelf loads of spiritual and inspirational books. A number of them advocated the physical journey of a pilgrimage as a way to reach inner peace. Even Shirley MacLaine walked pretty much the same trip I was planning and wrote about it too.

Whatever the motivation, the ongoing mantra along the way was that everyone had to do his or her own camino. This was whether you were starting in far off Muscovy or nearer to Santiago. Whether young or old, fat or thin. Whether doing it on a shoe string budget or going first class. Whether searching for answers to life’s eternal questions or just for the next party. Fellow pilgrims were to respect and help each other. It was a little bit kindergarten, a little bit summer camp, and a lot of “Wizard of Oz.”

So which route? There were many ways to go—just be able to prove that you walked more than 60 miles or 100km (about double that if going by bicycle) and end up in Santiago. One could even do a pilgrimage in stages over a number of years. All were recognized as “official” pilgrimages for which you could receive the “compostela” or certification of completion in Santiago if you met those two requirements.

There were routes from Portugal, Seville, Madrid, and eastern Spain. Major routes went through France from as far away as Russia. Local historians and pilgrimage buffs were establishing paths in their own countries that hooked up with some of the major European ones. All funneled into the ultimate destination.

Probably the most popular was the Camino Frances which started in St. Jean Pied de Port in southwestern France, went quickly over the Pyrenees, and on through northern Spain via Pamplona, Burgos, and Leon. It was well marked and well traveled. It also had an established system of albergues, or hostels, exclusively for the use of pilgrims. They were inexpensive, clean if a bit primitive, and convenient. All had hot showers. Enough were open year round, though lacking in vigorous heating, to enable one to do the camino in the winter.

In fact, the camino had gotten so popular in recent years that non-summer travel was becoming a preferred option to avoid the heat and crowds. The number of pilgrims who arrived in Santiago had been increasing each year to about 70,000 a year. (Although in Holy Years in which the Feast of St. James on July 25 falls on a Sunday, the number swelled. In 2004 it was almost 180,000. The next Holy Year would be 2010.) Now the majority of these finished in July and August—the yearly distribution pretty much follows a classic Bell curve. And most started somewhere in Galicia and walked considerably less than 800 km or 500 miles I was looking at.

The day-to-day guide I took along was John Brierley’s A PILGRIM’S GUIDE TO THE CAMINO DE SANTIAGO. It was subtitled “A Practical and Mystical Manual for the Modern Day Pilgrim.” He emphasized the need to “dive into the mysteries of our individual soul awakenings, without which all journeying is purposeless.” I liked the book because it was compact, had good maps for the daily walks with elevations, included little photos of the buildings you were trying to locate at the end of the day, was recently updated and tough enough for constant handling.

I had a little problem, though, with the sermonettes in each chapter or leg of the journey. These were labeled The Practical Path and The Mystical Path. The former, while giving helpful information, tended to be repetitious screeds against any kind of modern intrusion on the camino. But we modern day pilgrims insisted on having hot water. And we graciously welcomed washers and driers, central heat, microwaves and internet access. And most of us carried an arsenal of synthetic fabrics and highly engineered footwear and backpacks that made the going much easier. I didn’t think you could have the pleasures of modern conveniences while decrying the infrastructure required to support them.

He railed against any section not along pleasant country roads or paths. But in my opinion he did not sufficiently warn of the hazards of taking off cross country, sometimes up to 10 to 20 miles, in the heat of the day without access to water and much shelter. As my fellow travelers and I found out, a crippling stress-induced injury could come on very suddenly. Even more puzzling were those mystical path sections. They would be paeans to the simple life, nature, or the mystical life of the soul. I may have been a jaded New Yorker for whom irony was still not dead. But I found those little homilies to be rather tendentious, sophomoric, or pointless. But they were easy enough to ignore.

I preferred and relied on THE PILGRIMAGE ROAD TO SANTIAGO by David Gitlitz and Linda Davidson. It was aptly subtitled “The Complete Cultural Handbook Including Art, Architecture, Geology, History, Folklore, Saints’ Lives, Flora and Fauna.” It too was broken up into sections that roughly correspond to the daily hikes. But it was written with knowledge, flair, and—most importantly—humor. I really did read parts of it most every day. It was a thick book but not all that heavy. The pleasure and insights it gave me while on the trail more than made up for its bulk and weight in my backpack.

I chose to begin in St. Jean Pied de Port in southwestern France. I liked the idea—if not the reality—of doing 500 miles (officially 496.1 miles but close enough—and that didn’t include the added mileage of going up and down the many hills). The challenges of the route were appealing—I was relishing the thought that I could casually drop an “I crossed the Pyrenees on foot….” like some modern day Hannibal at some future cocktail party.

I certainly wanted to go to Pamplona which I was sure had loads of fabulous postcards featuring bull gorings that would be welcome additions to my collection of tacky cards. And I was easily able to get in a visit to nearby Bilbao prior to starting the camino.

A trip like this, you would think, took a lot of planning and preparation. But I had two weeks advance notice in which to buy and break in a new pair of boots, get all my gear together, book plane tickets, get in a few long hikes and tie up loose ends (like post-camino employment). I had done a lot of the research a few years ago and so had some idea of what to expect. I noticed that a lot of my fellow travelers also were doing this pretty much on the spur of the moment. Maybe it was not a bad thing to be impetuous. Common sense might dictate that such a trip was rather foolhardy otherwise.